(EDITORIAL NOTE: I’m warning you most of this early stuff doesn’t make sense)


“I’m a Bernese Mountain Dog”

This just in from Jeff (aka:RockerOne)-

“My dog breed test says I’m a Chihuahua. I find that oddly refreshing”. Take emode’s The All-New What Breed of Dog Are You?test, and solve whatever identity crisis you are wrapped up in at this moment.

Uh oh- next take the IQ test(All New!) and see if you’ve got the smarts to stop while you’re ahead- before going on to the What’s Your Emotional Age? test.

Before proceeding-

Take this warm-up quiz:

I find the image to the left:


my ideal woman

oddly compelling,but somehow revolting



*”I don’t get it- what do you mean niche marketing?”