I don’t know, what do you think about this one:
Dear artist, I would like to draw your attention to the creation of www.artannouncements.com – the first trilingual European art portal providing individual visual artists working in all media with an Art Deadlines newsletter for art events in Europe and the USA. Additionally we provide two more lists with valuable information: the Slide Registry Programs list and the Ongoing Portfolio Review Programs list. You can visit our website at www.artannouncements.com for further information or email us at email@example.com. If you have any question regarding our service please feel most welcome in contacting me here at art announcements. I look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely, Kelly Young art announcements – the visual arts portal
(the fine print, it’s a $30.00 annual subscription fee)