(EDITORIAL NOTE: I’m warning you most of this early stuff doesn’t make sense)

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“I’m a Bernese Mountain Dog”

This just in from Jeff (aka:RockerOne)-

“My dog breed test says I’m a Chihuahua. I find that oddly refreshing”. Take emode’s The All-New What Breed of Dog Are You?test, and solve whatever identity crisis you are wrapped up in at this moment.

Uh oh- next take the IQ test(All New!) and see if you’ve got the smarts to stop while you’re ahead- before going on to the What’s Your Emotional Age? test.

Before proceeding-

Take this warm-up quiz:

I find the image to the left:

 

my ideal woman

oddly compelling,but somehow revolting

 

   

*”I don’t get it- what do you mean niche marketing?”

February 27, 2001

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Praying for a flashback to 1992- when they didn’t exist in NYC…

Recently, I’ve noticed a completely unscientific but optimistic trend in my workplace: the barrage of Dunkin Donuts coffee cups littering fellow coworkers desktops and garbage. This welcome sight seems to follow a general consensus, finding it is a far superior beverage to that other product.

On to other related, but belated topics:

The article that ran in last Friday’s edition of Salon analyzingHugh Rodham, gets the “two-pint-Chubby-Hubby-with-extra-sprinkles” award from Dangerous Chunky.

February 26, 2001

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2/26/01

I could certainly use a little humor to start this week off. Enter Dewey’s Deathpool 2001. This cheery new addition to a most appreciated site,is generated by Mr.Dewey Webb.

In his embracement of all that is kitsch and everything that is weird, he has built quite a comprehensive empire of facts. If you have some time to kill, take a tour through his Objet of the Weeksection. Who ever knew Mr.Blackwell and Edith Massey both cut records (w/ sound bites to prove it!)?

You can spy all other kinds of Hollywood related gems as well, but I’m most envious of the fact that he has met glamour lady Liz Renay in person!

 

February 22, 2001

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What it means to be a Southern Floridian

“My business card says “Guitarist, Inventor, Engineer, Eternal Child”

Animal, rock or mineral? Disney on Parade meets The Naked Civil Servant? In the maybe-too-much-information bin, a site that reconfirms recent speculation that the web really one big culture of nar·cis·sism. Maybe I am just jealous of one who has time on their hands to also sprout pages regarding their philosophical meanderings, and create entire clothing collections for themselves. Perhaps I could catch up if I just started out small.

February 22, 2001

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What it means to be a Southern Floridian

“My business card says “Guitarist, Inventor, Engineer, Eternal Child”

Animal, rock or mineral? Disney on Parade meets The Naked Civil Servant? In the maybe-too-much-information bin, a site that reconfirms recent speculation that the web really one big culture of nar·cis·sism. Maybe I am just jealous of one who has time on their hands to also sprout pages regarding their philosophical meanderings, and create entire clothing collections for themselves. Perhaps I could catch up if I just started out small.

 

February 21, 2001

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This isn’t the Discovery Channel:

TNN’s Turkey Call

Set your VCR’s now for Saturday morning… this is by far (to me anyway) the strangest thing on TV right now. See how this(uh)”fast-paced” show delivers detailed information on how to attract game,dress for combat and pack your rifle for airport transport. See two guys whispering to each other in the bushes.

Classified as a live action hunting show and brought to you by the folks over at the Wild Life Turkey Federation, I am trying to wrap my mind around their rationalizations for calling themselves a conservation organization. Its certainly not like I sit down to a Tofurky for Thanksgiving Dinner, but there is something mildly disturbing in all of this, especially the super graphics during their sponsorship commercials. Bonus points: check out the trailcam.

February 19, 2001

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GOD BLESS AMERICA WEEK

In honor of President’s Day and in light of our new administration, I would like to reflect on some of the things that make our country so great.

Only in America could you find someone willing and ambitious enough to improve upon Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel. At the beautiful Precious Moments Chapel in Carthage, MO., rediscover a more G rated version (none of those pesky Italian nudes)…and they all speak English. See for yourself.

February 15, 2001

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Just had to mention I can’t stop obsessing over my new EggWave. It is the coolest thing I have ever seen. And I am totally serious about that.

Meanwhile,back at the ranch while chewing on my freshly microwaved omelet I came to pass over this, a blast from the past- Mr. Fisk and Co. Glad to see the old Ellensburg campfires are burning. And on to more happy trails…Van Conner’s Strange World rules, if only for the extra special friendship and merchandising deal he has struck up with the wonderful Tanya Harding.

Get Crafty. This winter sucks, but this page is awesome. I think I am going to pull my head out and learn how to crochet!